First: Yahoo spades has a wonderful sense of humor:
THIS LOOKS LIKE A HEARTS HAND TO ME~
Secondly... don't give anyone 100 points in Literati, when a bet is on the line. You will lose. ^_^
Excuse me while I contemplate new hair styles.
Edit: Hmmm. I'm learning Bridge. I wonder how you would bid that hand in bridge? I mean, 3H is trivially possible... Can you open with 4NT to ask for Aces? Should you start at 1 or 2H instead?